the assassin

assassinating the hell out of a housefly

for your consideration

fujiyama

In 1946, the Red Army Air Force launched attacks against the island nation of Japan, in conjunction with Zhukov's 7th Army. Stalin's two-fold plan was to 1) intimidate the West, and to 2) permanently cripple Japanese morale, in order to establish a lasting and uncontested future for Soviet naval power in the Pacific. In order to accomplish this, experienced ground-attack squadrons, equipped with the stalwart IL2 aircraft, were transferred directly from the front in Berlin to airbases in Communist China. Douglas C-47 air transport aircraft, on loan from the United States, were prepared with a full company of paratroopers. Led by Col. Z. Timoshenko, Soviet airborne infantry launched a well-coordinated assault with elements of the 16th and 21st Air Divisions, including the aforementioned IL2 wings along with several groups armed with the La-7 fighter/interceptor. On February 19th, the Japanese Army's foremost infantry combat expert, known in the West only as Ryu, was felled by 37mm cannon fire. For his actions in combat, and the resulting blow to the Japanese people's morale, Colonel Timoshenko was awarded the title Hero of the Soviet Union.

abbazabba

colorman and housewater

they are the eggmen

me

somebody else

facey McFacer

for example,

Mort Drucker copies and such

hah

he's a bit out of shape lately. it's been some time since the academy (in Detroit)

here he is again

that makes twice

birdman

everyone needs a secretary

marshal

, not nelson.

how bout now?

This guy--I don't know who the fuck he is.

executif

ape guy. For Josh Hardie

the doctor is in

Tiger

putt putt

some guy

it's a monster

further updates as progress warrants

Figure McQuick Sketch

there you have it

ed

edwardmonster.

also, this guy.

apparently tired from working all day

more fig

t3h robotaur

behold

the dreaded cape buffalo. also, some jerk with no skin or muscle whatsoever. fuck that guy.

t3h human figure

1 minutes < poses < 5 minutes. i can't remember, so let's say 1 minute (for the ones with less detail). Or 2 minutes, maybe.

this guy

for a limited time only

some cars

i'd like to thank all of the spyware bots for posting comments on this site. That's really awesome, i hope you keep it up.

konig

vehicular

observation drawing

el museo

some otters, a fox, a ram, and some kind of pheasant collected "during a Japanese artillery barrage" in Burma

emofabulous

finally, a movement which rebels against such oppressions as exercise, bathing, shaving, or clothes that fit properly.

behold

figure

the main man

these guys

Solomon Kane

"The moon was up now and the light was better. Kane bent above the body, which lay stark in its unnameable mutilation, and he shuddered, a rare thing for him, who had seen the deeds of the Spanish Inquisition and the witch-finders."

Doctor Science

and the Royal Astrocyclist.

crocogators

for Matt Tate

16th president of the United States. Noted hat-wearer. Indentured swordsman.

ready the PIAT, mate.

warp factor seven

Then they'll have to prove it.

grr...hiss

captain. i grow weary of the chase. wait for me. i will be merciful and quick.

Detectivehorn

the Nile crocodile,

while not one of the Big 5 of Africa, is still worthy game for the Baron.

panda boards

to avoid being sued I suppose I should mention that these are property of Activision Publishing. Furthermore, these were done in 2005 for a pitch to Dreamworks animation, in order that ATVI might acquire rights to publish a videogame based on an upcoming film called Kung Fu Panda. Also, Mike Lee did some nice vector art over these which can be seen at his site.

soldier

the Baron, in Kaiser Wilhelm's Imperial German Army, 1915.

jet-assisted penguin

for short-runway or vertical takeoff.